The travel personals ad reads like this, dahrlings:
Tour Op Seeks Airline
Single young tour op with an urgent need to mate.
I love long
flights across the U.S.,
counting margins in the
moonlight and the quiet anxiety that grips my groin between bookings. I have a
great sense of humour and enjoy Mozart.
Seeking airline or aircraft or any airborne vehicle with a
lust for adventure and sunshine.
Looks not important.
If anyone has any leads on a
match made in heaven – please contact 1-800-Get-Plane