Would everybody please stay put long enough for me to hike up my panties? I can’t sneeze and someone’s left somewhere to go back to where they used to be before they left there. Nathalie Tanious is at TravelBrands…
As I flew through a couple of airports (actually, I waddled along behind hundreds of other weary waddlers lined up for lord knows what kind of indignity) this weekend, I was relieved to see my liquids still elicited some amount…
Small corrections, dahrlings. About 10 walkers [make that 14 of the highest producers] were spotted outside the itravel building late last week, dahrlings. They abandoned their posts at the once almighty online ruler. Disconnected their headsets. Logged off. …
Those daring (old) men and their dreams of flying machines are at it again, pumpkins. 2 jet fuel-addled geniuses have announced plans to launch separate SULCC’s in Canada (Super-Ultra-Low-Cost Carriers) at the same time. Not to worry though. Unlike all…
It’s my favourite spectator sport, Pumpkins. The great summer game is on! When operators desperately want to score a last minute booking and kick around ITC offers like a well-worn football. Free kids, free upgrades and 40% off companions (with…
When it comes to the palatial pile of anti-spam poop that is CASL, only yes means yes, dahrlings. Implied consent is a slippery slope. God knows I dropped assenting hints the size of Robbie’s balls on the Fairmont concierge…
PR people don’t do sarcasm, Pumpkins, and that’s a good thing. Their role in life requires a perkiness that’s positively pharmaceutical. Apparently, writing a press release requires regular use of breathless adjectives like Unique! Bespoke! Elegant! Luxe! And they probably…
If purchasing any other luxury item besides travel entailed paying 10 times the price of the product in the form of taxes, people would go ape-poo, dahrlings. So what is it about travel that we can publish a $59…
Open Jaw seems to have a new glamour girl, pumpkins. Or is that Golden girl? How old do you have to be to be a godmother anyway, for goodness sakes? Really old, right? Older than me, that’s for sure.…
In the travel business the rumour mill is a sweatshop. I don’t have to tell my darling pumpkins that this is an inbred industry where everybody has already worked everywhere and many of the same folks meet up far too…
