October 26, 2009
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Show Me Your Tchotchkes

And I’ll show you a disillusioned agent. I offered my head housekeeper a Safeway coupon and a car Kleenex caddy as “motivation†to answer the phone in a dignified manner. (I keep asking her to say “Mrs. Gabbalot’s residence 

October 22, 2009
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Go Fly A Kite

Laura Robin of the Ottawa Citizen reports that friendly, Ottawa founded, Go Travel, and their low fares for citizens far and wide, is shifting their product mix just a tad – you know, to keep up with consumer trending and such. …

October 19, 2009
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Up Your Assets

Now, dahrlings, I can assess the value of a diamond minus depreciation and the relative cost ratio of husbandry benefits from ten feet away, even with a couple of vodkas under my belt. But ask me to work out the…

October 14, 2009
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Booking Systems Got You Down?

Who do you trust? The quote on one system doesn’t match the other. Galileo Vacations is your confidante one minute. The next, it kicks you out. Or gives you the cold shoulder. You can’t confirm the quoted price. The supplier’s…

October 08, 2009
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No News Here. Move Along.

It’s October 8th, and all’s well! So far. No mergers, acquisitions or bankruptcies as of 8:37 a.m., Pumpkins. So while we wait for the other shoe to drop on a number of stories – why is Robbie coming out…

October 05, 2009
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There's A Pig In The Room

No, Pumpkins, nobody was saying that when Harper appeared at the National Arts Centre in Ottawa on Saturday night. In fact, his rendition of the “I get high with a little help from my friends†was … well … it…

September 29, 2009
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Stay Tuned….

What is happening around here? I feel like we’ve fallen into an “The Edge Of Flight†episode. I can’t keep up with all the drama. First, we witness the Carroll clan split and divide. I really hate to see…

September 28, 2009
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How's Your Canadiana?

I’ve always wondered why it’s so difficult to get an audience with Canada’s Tourism Minister, Diane Ablonczy. Apparently she doesn’t get out much. In fact, she is so low profile, when forced to attend events her handlers run her back…

September 24, 2009
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Dysfunctional R Us

Our beloved industry has been subject to considerable fear mongering of late. There is considerable concern that our regulatory apparatchiks in the great province of Ontario believe the travel biz is in disarray. My dear Pumpkins… nothing could be further…

September 17, 2009
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Rave On!

Holy baloney, Pumpkins! Have you ever seen such vitriol? Such fury? And I’m not talking about Brent Carnegie’s temper tantrums about being booted off his stage this season. (It’s not pretty, folks. Apparently he is so distraught about not hobnobbing…