January 04, 2021
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I’m A Travel Pariah

The travel snatchers have invaded, Pumpkins, pointing and screeching for the federal and provincial armies to shame me for flying. If I weren’t so outraged, dahrlings, I might actually be scared. Neighbours are turning against neighbours. Mine put a ‘travel…

September 18, 2020
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It’s The ‘Who’s The Biggest Victim’ Show!

Dahrlings, our favourite game show is back! As we all know, travel is a dangerous game. Leaving airline carcasses and commissionless agents in its wake as the rest of us masochists ask the mistress for more. Then came COVID. The devastation is…

May 25, 2020
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It’s All About The Hair

Let’s face it, dahrlings, who is the most important person in your life, besides your neighbourhood organic, fair trade, bud supplier? Who is the one you tell your deepest secrets to? Share your longings with? Divulge your vulnerabilities to? (Yes,…

April 08, 2020
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Pastels! Who Needs’em?

Dahrlings, if there’s one thing in the entire world that makes me gag even more than say, kale, it’s pastels. Colours (and i use the word lightly) that look like a diabetic attack waiting to pounce. And Easter is the…