Hellooo! Is anybody still out there? I don’t see any signs of the impeding apocalypse, Pumpkins. Although by midnight on the 31st , I wouldn’t have recognized armageddon from a mastodon. My astrologer actually says the stars, planets…
I knew it would come to this, Pumpkins. The feds were bound to mandate full disclosure at some point. Although the law doesn’t go into effect until next Christmas, I think it’s best I grab the bull by the horns.…
The Kim is dead. Long live the Kim. It’s really no wonder Kim Jong Il was a pissant tyrant with weird hair, Pumpkins. Who calls their son Kim? You just know that kid will grow up a bully. “Hey,…
Emoticons remind me of squealy 12 year old girls passing notes. I was never twelve, Pumpkins. At least not the smiley face kind. But someone has had the good sense to invent a sarcasm emoticon – they call it SarcMark…
Well, I do declare, Pumpkins! I never thought the south would be taken by a Canadian. In capturing Atlanta’s Vacation Express, the Hunters have cunningly invaded the U.S. market. Soon the orange flag will fly all over the south east…
So there’s this guy, Guy Marchand, who recently quit Transat sales in Quebec and is now with Sunwing sales in Quebec. Meantime, there’s this gal, Sylvie Murdock, who worked for Sunwing sales in Quebec and now works for Transat sales…
The U.S. Air Transport Association is remaking its dusty image with a name upgrade. They are now called “Airlines For America.” Alright! Doesn’t that just put the “F” back in Freedom. Not only is it patriotic as heck, the alliteration…
The Brucinator, Defender of inBoxes far & wide, has taken my bull by the horns and stepped into the Stop The Spam Madness ring. In a surprisingly spare statement, ARTA CEO, Bruce Bishins, serves up the ham about spam e-blasts…
Bathroom etiquette is a pet peeve of mine, dahrlings. Ladies, there is a little razor rim along the base of public toilet dispensers all over the world. You pull out what you need and rip along the serrated edge. Pull…
