July 20, 2015
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The a, b, c’s Of Little Letter Branding

Lower case is so hot right now, dahrlings. i love it. It’s so … alphabet. Whether it’s CARNIVAL CORP’S fathom or AIR CANADA’s rouge, today’s branding is all about what your letters say about you.  We are meant to ask…

July 14, 2015
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It’s All About Selling Yourself

A man I much admire, and that I’ve never met in the flesh is rather unusual for me, Pumpkins, because it’s difficult to size up a man – I mean, his character – unless you’ve actually met his flesh. In…

July 07, 2015
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A Selfie Ban? I’m All A Twitter!

Kid me not, Pumpkins. Have the gods of narcissism looked upon this land and said “though shalt not selfie”? Am I to no longer be subjected to obscenely disfigured poses of self-indulgent twits showing the world what they ate, where…

July 02, 2015
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Prank Calls Are For Kids

My neighbour’s kids keep calling to ask if my fridge is running. I always fall for it, Pumpkins. Mostly because I hate warm vodka. They snort with giggles when they get to drop the ‘go catch it’ bombshell. Ah, good…

June 23, 2015
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It’s Unfathomable

We in travel will leave no stone unturned if there’s money hidden in the grime, dahrlings. The last frontier – altruism – is primed and pumped for dispensing cash. The new fathom cruise ship is being touted as a ‘social…

June 16, 2015
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Carry On! It’s OK. Really.

As all good citizens of the airline world, IATA could not resist the tug of the lug. The tow of the tote. The lure of luggage. The trap of the sack. You get my drift, dahrlings. Yes, Pumpkins, the baggage…

June 09, 2015
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The Little Pink Pill Is Almost Here

The FDA really wants to approve Sprout Pharmaceuticals’ Addyi (lady Viagra), dahrlings, but they aren’t sure it actually sprouts results. The last test logged half an orgasm. (I leave that with you to ponder.) Honestly, Pumpkins, waiting for the little…

June 04, 2015
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Have You Been Pre-Approved?

As we all know, the CTC has been working their beavers to the bone trying to get anyone – really, anyone? – to come to Canada. (As recently noted by an Open Jaw dinkette visiting Glasgow, the slow inbound traffic…

May 28, 2015
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What Are They Putting In The Sea Water?

Adolfo Perez Move over Andy Stuart and HELLOO Adolfo Perez ! Yummy doesn’t begin to describe this latest addition to the lineup of seafaring Hot Jocks bestowed upon us mortals. Is that legal? Seriously. Look at him. And he’s a…

May 26, 2015
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Tagging Weighty Matters

The media is desperately boosting AC’s carry on crack-down into an issue, Pumpkins. (So much so, one of the Dinkettes here ended up on the CBC. Live. Talk about making a mountain out of a knob.) Have you seen the…