Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

Prank Calls Are For Kids
Open Jaw

My neighbour's kids keep calling to ask if my fridge is
running. I always fall for it, Pumpkins. Mostly because I hate warm vodka. They snort with giggles when they get to drop the 'go
catch it' bombshell.

Ah, good times. Little brats.

Do the caca brains calling WestJet about a possible bomb
on their planes think that's funny? The sick part is the airlines have no choice
but to 'fall for it'. Even if it's a 12 year old with bad acne and a cell phone
showing off to his nerd-mates.

Now, I'm not one for corporal punishment -- unless it's
amongst a group of consenting adults who have signed a waiver and brought their
own rubber sheeting -- but let's face it, dahrlings, whoever is doing this
should be castrated. We don't want them producing any more oxygen sucking
morons.


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Ivanna Gabbalot

Columnist

Part legend, part myth, all woman: Ivanna Gabbalot is OJ’s gossip columnist and considers herself the industry’s conscience. Equally annoying to Open Jaw management and inflated egos in C-suites everywhere, Ivanna works infrequently, preferring to snipe from the sidelines.

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