July 20, 2012
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Would You Like To Swing On A Pole?

Depending on your ethnic background, dahrlings, pole dancing can mean different things to different people. In Auckland, New Zealand, swinging on a pole is the latest hot marketing initiative for the world’s oldest profession. It seems that ladies (and…

July 17, 2012
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Cleavage Beats Crack, Hands Down

The best way to get press these days is to come up with something titillating and outrageous, because in a tabloid world, that’s what the peeps want, Pumpkins. Narcoleptic newsboy and the dull dinkettes can get all cerebral about the…

July 12, 2012
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Just A Little Off The Top

What do cruise ships and hair salons have in common, Pumpkins? About as much as tour operating and tires*. But apparently, when an ex-travel person eschews consulting, these options are next on the list. For instance, Celebrity’s celebrity CEO,…

July 10, 2012
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Is That Your Kokle, Or Are You Building
A Titanic Ship

I was so excited, Pumpkins, when I read that an airline – which chose to remain nameless – placed an order for 15 Bombardier C Series jets. Aha! This is catnip to an old rumour hound. The story had ‘new…

July 06, 2012
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Someone's Cruising For A Bruising

CNN has a wrapped a frenzy around U.S. Senator Rockefeller’s statement that cruise ships are too big. And there you have it. Too big. Compared to what? Your EGO, Mr. Rockefeller? I bet that’s got some extra ballast. I’ve…

July 04, 2012
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Did I Miss Canada Day?

I’ve been so excited about whooping the Yanks in 1812, I lost my senses. I regained some of them on July 3rd. The rest still have a headache. Honestly, Pumpkins, if Canada Day had a name, I might not…

June 28, 2012
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Goin' Mobile!

Just as you start getting comfortable with the infernal e-volution … a new volution comes along. (Between us Pumpkins, I’m getting a little tired of revolutions. They’re all like cute berets & babushkas until someone’s head is cut off.) …

June 25, 2012
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I just love what you've done with your hoohoo!

I am truly astounded at the power of social media, Pumpkins. A recent conference speaker was preaching about tweeting and gave an inspiring example. He was on a live radio show and announced he’ll test Twitter’s muscle right then and…

June 20, 2012
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Superlatives 'R Us

The other day I was minding other people’s business, reading the rumour mail, when out of the PR blue I’m assaulted by a loaded sentence. Slobbery superlatives slap me with: “There’s also a children’s area for savvy stylistas-in-training.” I just…

June 18, 2012
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Liberate Our Pusses!!

For once, the Canadian Transportation Agency has not pussy-footed around in making a decisive decision. The CTA has tackled the hairy issue of flying cats and coughed up a ruling. “People with disabilities due to their allergy to…