Seems ACTA is disappointed in itself, Pumpkins. Well, join the club, dahrlings. The rest of us have been disappointed in ACTA since 1977. Having fully endorsed and supported a TICO fee increase, ACTA now claims to be “disappointed with…
May was Dutch heritage month, in case you didn’t know it, Pumpkins. And it’s during this vital rapprochement of our two countries that the cheese heads decide to enact what amounts to a ‘ban the tourist’ edict. Come 2012,…
I am absolutely tickled about the latest security news, dahrlings. 800 Canadian airport security screeners have been given the boot. Which can only mean one thing: yes, Pumpkins, the worst must be over. If Toronto – the busiest airport…
You may not have been swallowed up by the Rapture this weekend, Pumpkins, but the world as we know it did come to an end. A foul fungus is choking the life out of travel. It feeds off the innocent…
And I assure you, it gives me no pleasure to say so, dahrlings. That I told you so. Even though I did. Probably a couple of times. But never mind that I was right again. Hopefully all you Pumpkins were…
Texans are crazy advanced, Pumpkins. Those oil-soaked cowpokes have passed a ‘no-molesting’ measure for Texas airports. Performing invasive pat-downs will be a crime. Giddy up, little dahrlin’s, Texas airports are now hands-free, no grope zones. No word on what happens…
Everybody’s rallying and marching and chanting, dahrlings. I love it. Canadian sluts. American CVB’s. Not necessarily together – although there’s probably a marketing idea right there. Point is, dahrlings, their motivations are the same. They both want recognition. Which I…
Mad dogs and Englishmen should stay out of the Canadian sun market. The Canadian ITC hall of shame is lined with the mugs of many a U.K. leader sent over here to straighten out our “irrational” market, only to run…
Lufthansa is being probed, Pumpkins. Germany is examining the carrier’s back-handed corporate dealings. Apparently the airline forces clients to divulge competitor pricing in return for discounts. It’s in their contracts. Well gosh golly. Aren’t they naughty. They should be…
For all you Harperites out there, I’m not referring to Ignatieff. [Although I understand Shoshana’s all night harping left him wishing he were dead.] No, my dahrlings, I am of course referring to the gunning down and summary disposal…
