And I assure you, it gives me no pleasure to say so, dahrlings. That I told you so. Even though I did. Probably a couple of times. But never mind that I was right again. Hopefully all you Pumpkins were smart enough to heed my warning about FlyCentralEurope.com and stay away from an obvious scam. The writing was on the site. And I have one word for this sordid affair: easy money. Ok, 2 words.
Quite frankly, dahrlings, I don’t know why any of us bother working ourselves into premature aging trying to deliver a product. Consumers so want to believe there is a cheap way to fly – they’ll buy anything that looks like a plane. [It’s a plane people. Those things cost money.]
This ‘taking money and not delivering’ business is a model I’m going to adopt. The overhead is minimal – just copy someone’s website and toss in a fake booking engine. Run a few ads that promise a real deal and – voila! Wait for the money to roll in. Then, just before the promised delivery date, poof! You pack up and go home.
Oh, and by the way, here is a little something you might be interested in. I’m expanding into online selling. The Manolos on my website below normally retail for $500.00. Which is obviously a total rip off. You can buy them from Ivanna Shop for only $9.99. That’s right! Only $9.99. I take credit cards.
