What would Thomas Cook shareholders have to say if Sunquest management held a multi-million dollar sales meeting – and a few months later did it all over again because they missed a few agenda items. Friisdahl fricassee would be on the menu, I can guarantee that.
So why is it that our governments can spend gazillions on a G meeting to end all G meetings in June, and have to do a retake in November? Doesn’t someone check off agenda items at these things to make sure they cover everything? Can’t they talk on the phone? Apparently no one expected international monetary issues to have changed so much – and to that I say – why not just cut open a chicken next time, ‘cause those Harvard economists obviously don’t know shit from chewed dates.
Speaking of backed up toilets, the Splendor has finally disengorged its spam-fed passengers onto a San Diego dock. Frankly I’m shocked that with everything these brave souls had to put up with, Carnival Corp saw fit to close down the bars for 2 days. The last thing anyone needs in this kind of situation is to be sober. Actually, in most situations, sobriety is really overrated. I should just run the world.
