I had a leak once. Fortunately it didn’t cause too much damage. Anyway, it’s no state secret that women my age can’t sneeze without pulling the trigger of a little squirt gun. (That’s why it’s so important to empty your artillery cache before going out in public, Pumpkins.)
In any case, it’s a drop in the bucket compared to what Wikileaks has done. They’ve pissed on & off governments on both sides of the border and beyond. So I ask you – what the heck is a Wikileak? Does branding something as “Wiki” mean it’s ok? “Don’t worry South Korea! It was only a Wiki-Missile!” Sounds so cute and cuddly, doesn’t it? “I only had Wiki-sex with that woman. It doesn’t count.”
More importantly, is it wise to air private matters in a public forum where everyone and their uncle can read about damaging rumours in the travel industry? No, wait. I am not referring to myself here. I can be very cute and cuddly. If treated with appropriate care and feeding. Regular champagne baths, a spray of diamonds now and again along with a gifted plumber do wonders for plugging my leak. Unlike that Australian dude who thinks he’s saving the world, I can be bought.
