I’ve never been big on sharing, Pumpkins. The idea of some little brat pawing at my Barbie’s Valentino still makes me cringe. Never liked little girls. Now the skanks want me to confide my emotions – share with us, Ivanna. Shoo! Get away from me.
Now fair warning, dahrlings, there are sharing pariahs moving right into our resorts. Apparently some of our best beaches are becoming infested with people wanting our clients to “share” their money with the Premium Travelers Club. The “Club” is a clumsy attempt at hiding the fact that it’s a time share. And I would like to know why these scammers are allowed to pester clients right on the resort grounds?
They’re already well established at the Grand Sirenis Riviera Maya, the Sirenis Tropical and Cocotal, and are now spreading to Punta’s Dreams. One of my own dear Pumpkins was accosted during a Punta Cana Fam. A Fam! Have they no shame? They’ll worm their way into any situation. Well, they’ve wormed the wrong woman this time, I can tell you!
