Apparently, Pumpkins, there was going to be a revolt. I love revolts. Yelling and marching and bandanas. It’s very cathartic. Down with capitalist pigs! I’m black and I’m proud! DO IN DA MAN!! Whew. Shareholders at this year’s TCook AGM were expected to revolt because of management bonuses and stuff – and on the following morning, one headline proclaimed: “Thomas Cook has narrowly avoided a shareholder revolt.” While another said: “Shareholders of Thomas Cook staged a revolt.” C’mon folks, how hard can be it be to spot a revolution?
If shareholders didn’t burn any cars, they’re probably thinking about lighting some fires now. With their last precious RIU properties yanked out from under them as though a decade of loyalty didn’t matter. As if putting up with their bad habits, leaving hairs in the sink, buying cheap vodka, bringing home the clap – as if all that was just so much trash to put out on the curb. Oh lord. Why??
Anyhoo, doesn’t having all 33 properties just leave Signature looking like the canary that swallowed the cat? Hopefully it will help TUI with their own little insurrections. Up The Black Hole!
