A whole new world of manly-man travel is before us, Pumpkins. Slip into some fatigues and start selling the latest trend in hard core holidaying: Mossad Boot Camp.
This stuff makes 'adventure' travel look like a sitz bath. At least it's all-inclusive. A 7 to 10 day holiday package includes all your ammo, accommodations, rations, parachutes, extensive kill training, hostage rescue techniques (just in case), and motivational surprise ambushes by elite Israeli commandos [diapers are extra]. Ah, good times.
All this fun and more comes courtesy of Israeli tour operator, Lion Ops: Military & Extreme Tourism. Price ranges from $4,000 to $8,000 (they do pay commission). No word on when the brochure will drop. The company motto is: "We exist to serve anyone who wants to acquire the skills of the Israeli Defense Force's Special Operations Units." Practically sells itself.
Evening sing-alongs include "Hands up! Baby, hands up!" and "Oy vey! The Goyim Got Away."
