Talk to me, dahrlings. Are you part of a chain, consortium or other compendium of complicity? Perhaps you’ve just returned from the annual pump up and are all mojo’d for the upcoming season. Awesome.
I ask because I’ve caught wind here and there – what I mean is, there’s talk. Talk of dis-connecting. Dis-consorting. And the advent of the ‘un-brand’.
Yes, Pumpkins, there are retailers out there talking about going rogue. We need not be afraid to dialogue this, dahrlings. We can’t hide from the truth.
That’s right, throw off the mantle of secrecy and expose this festering sore of independence!
Slay the beast of non-alignment! We need to bring those lost sheep back into the flock’s fold.
CONFESS YE SINNERS!!
Woohoo. That feels grrrreat.
Pay your dues and all will be forgiven.
