Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

Off With Their Heads!

The niggardly masses across the pond are driving this industry into the ground. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – the UK is a soggy albatross around our provincial necks.


Talk about pound-foolish – and here I thought eager-beaver Canadian deal-seekers were loonie. Travel needy Brits would buy a tour of a pig farm if someone bused them there for cheap. It’s embarrassing. Have some pride people!


Just look at Travelzest. What the heck are those ‘nice’ travel companies they own over there? I mean ‘niche.’ Whatever. Naked adventure on skis for drunken sods – or something like that. Get rid of it! Because over here, despite being handicapped by millennium’esque branding, itravel2000 makes money.


And what about Thomas Cook? Why should Canadian employees with stock options have to suffer because the Brits are having “a difficult” year. I’m having a bad day. Do I make everyone pay for it?? Noooo. Holiday House is raking in FIT funds. Why should the Queen be getting a piece of that?

Cut the cord people! They’ll drown us! Close the ports!

Dahrlings, millions of children in Kenya, Somalia and Ethiopia are hungry.

They need our help. Please donate what you can to
Unicef Canada.


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