I gave you the best of me, dahrling. My best advice. My best liquor. My best coverage. And look what happens. You hand me over to an old white guy in it for a quickie.
Under the circumstances, I think Thomas Cook could use a little more vigor. Today they claim that in order to find a permanent successor:"The company will be casting the net far and wide, searching both inside and outside the company, looking high and low for a successor." (They may want to look into a less theatrical spokesperson while they’re at it).
Hey! Over here! What’s wrong with a youngish Danish-Canadian? It’s not like we don’t know how to navigate stormy oceans and pricing sharks and mutinies. Heck, the man could probably buy the company anyway.
In the meantime, a handsome severance awaits Senior Fontenla-Novoa. So if you’re looking for some place to park it, dahrling, I have a two car garage. – or something.
