Replicant producing consumers are snapping up cheap January deals when they were supposed to be buying xpensive xmas pricing. That’s right, breeders have pulled a fast one on us, Pumpkins. The Christmas school break ends January 9th this season - a week later than what we penciled into our scheds. And pricing charts.
Do I hear "Oops"?
Goodness, don't we have people on the inside gathering that kind of intelligence for us? Perhaps “intelligence” is too big a word. All we needed was a bloody schedule.
Not to worry, people, I’ll take it from here. I’m rinsing out my schoolgirl outfit as we speak and will infiltrate forthwith. I’ve never known a headmaster not to be taken in by it. They’ll be sharpening their pencils and spewing up chalk before the milk bell rings. I’ll also make sure to pick up a schedule.
In another completely unrelated note, Saudi women now have the vote. That’s over 100 years after Canada accepted the fact that women are capable of independent thought. I have no idea whether to celebrate or cry.
