I have cotton head, Pumpkins. My homeopath says it’s yeast. Now I’m afraid to sit under the dryer in case I bake something. Speaking of which, the McTavishes just rolled into some dough by selling their biz to the Mennonites – Timmies and all.
I’ve heard about wandering Jews, but I had no idea Mennonites travel so much. They even handle a huge consolidation firm just to fill their missionary positions.
Speaking of which, Dave McCaig is thrusting himself onto the big smoke because his wife’s been transferred. Sheesh! Judy really should have been transferred years ago. ACTA would have saved a fortune in airfares.
Sometimes it takes a while for the ‘duh’ to hit home. Take the Captain of the Concordia – I knew there had to be a logical explanation for his premature exodus. Seems he inadvertently landed in a lifeboat after tripping over something (probably the passengers he pushed aside).
You travel people are way too sophisticated for me. I’m still trying to understand how handmade furniture & jellies suddenly got so profitable. It’s too much for my fermenting bun brain. I need a double-double – two ounces of vodka, two ounces of gin – and I’ll be tripping into Tim’s bits in no time.
