I have a mental image of AC pilots hanging out in the union caf belting out the cockpit dweller’s anthem: “I’m too sexy for my plane, too sexy for my brain. And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan. New York and Japan. Too sexy for March break. I think I’ll bake a cake … Calin is a snake.”
According to news reports, Pumpkins, AC pilots are in fact, too delicate for their planes. The stress of not getting a raise is taking its toll on them and they are calling in sick with anxiety. Poor dears.
Oh shut up, already. Imagine if other essential services adopted that approach: “I can’t make your double foam, extra hot, triple shot, non-fat, non-dairy, cappuccino this morning, Mrs Gabbalot. I’m upset with my manager.” You pilots look like such prima donnas, dahrlings.
For the last ten years we’ve had to endure AC lockdowns, walkouts, strikes, picketing and slowdowns – not to mention a bankruptcy. The entire system needs a complete overhaul. Scratch that though - maintenance is also off line. Doesn't anybody work over there??
