Cruise mishaps are spreading like a virulent virus, dahrlings. It's an epidemic out there!!
One cruise line gets it, then boom - they're passing accidentitis around like a cold sore. Reminds me of that Bonbonic plague that ravaged Europe in the dark. Hideous business with cavities or something.
I can't watch the scrapes and bumps and fires defacing the image of our love boats. These are sanctuaries, people!
And it obviously doesn't have anything to do with promiscuity. I mean, Italians are one thing. But we're also talking about ships where the average age is 85. The poor geesers don't know what hit them. We have to face it, any ship in any port can be affected.
We need to control the situation. Write a song. Wear armbands. The health of our cruising industry is at stake.
Get Your Ship Together!
There comes a time when we heed a certain call
When the world must come together as one.
There are cruise ships capsizing
And it's time to lend a hand.
We can't go on pretending day by day.
That someone, somehow will soon make a change
We are all a part of CLIA's great big family
And the truth, you know,
Love is all we need.
We are the world,
we are the cruise sellers
We are the ones who make a brighter day.
So let's start selling!
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
Its true we'll make a better day
When you get your ship together!
