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Why Don't We Do It On The Beach?

That Frisky Fabrizio Richard Vanderlubbe has learned something we Jaw-boners have known for a while now. No one cares about industry regulations, agency associations or why airlines and tour ops don’t want to show agents and consumers the total price of a trip. But we all love stories about swinging German incentive trips, flight attendant cat fights and hyper-active Irish airline bosses.

TripCentral hired Ipsos Reid to conduct a study of more than 1,000 Canadian women about their sex habits while on vacation. The result: 43% of the women surveyed admitted to having sex outside their hotel room while on vacation.

Not in the hallway necessarily, but on the beach, in the ocean, on a boat, in a hot tub (ewww), hammock, lounge chair… the list goes on. Now that’s all a bit vanilla to me Pumpkins, as I’ve had my flagrante delicto-ed everywhere from a baggage carousel to a buffet table. But you go girls, and don’t forget to put on your Fifty Shades!

You can test your own holiday libido with TripCentral’s Friskometer. Speaking of sexy, don’t you think Mr. Friisdahl will look hot in his new pilot’s uniform over at AC?

 


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