I woke up this morning to find the world had gone monochrome, dahrlings. Black Friday. Grey Cup. The scary part is everyone is all keyed up about it. It’s like that horrible movie where a town lives in black & white because they don’t have sex. Dear Lord.
Not to worry about that, Pumpkins, I will do my part and engage in all manner of hue – and Hugh.
Could we not have put a little imagination into grafting onto U.S. shopping psychosis by calling it Fuchsia Friday? A touch of pink is a nice pick-me-up.
And, you! itravel and WestJet. Miles of branding would have been travelled by calling it Orange Friday and Teal & Blue Friday.
Truth be told, however you colour it, swarms of people in a bargain induced frenzy is not my idea of a good time.
