Pumpkins, you no longer have to watch your wealthy single male clients suffer the agony of vacationing alone. Oh, the loneliness. The Lady Travels website will hook them up with attractive females who want to travel for free. Apparently we can ride a camel in Egypt, a bicycle in Rome and a man of the "highest caliber" on the beach. And here I thought I'd invented the prostication.
It's a marvy idea to automate the hooking process. Take the oldest travel trend on the books and insert it into a booking engine. Or, booty engine, as the case may be.
The trend is also big in China where single young girls need dates to bring home for the holidays. A website lets you rent a young man to meet the parents for $65. Deal.
I understand Sunwing, Expedia and Thomas Cook are changing the tabs on their sites to read Packages, Flights, Hotels & Dates.
For those of you unsure of how to penetrate this budding market, "Hey Big Spender" posters will be delivered to retail offices across the country next week.
And now we know why ‘travel agent’ is the oldest profession.
