Honestly, Pumpkins, I don’t know what to make of anything anymore.
Everyone in travel is old (or worse, ‘oldish’), except for the young people. No one has sex (not surprising considering how old everyone is). There’s no money. And we don’t get to travel.
I thought of doing myself in, dahrlings, but I’d miss myself.
To top it off, we’ve got Duffy in Parliament and Puffy at Toronto City Hall. So much for Canadian civility. I knew the day would come when we'd get our comeuppances for all the bushies we poked. Could we have offered Americans better buffoons? It's almost too easy -- like shooting Cheneys in a barrel.
Who are these people we elected? I feel like we’re living in split realities – the one where an official is entitled to audaciously stupid behaviour, just because. SO LEAVE ME ALONE. Get your own crack! And the “WTF?” reality the rest of us live in. The only explanation I can find for why the masses aren’t running in the streets and hauling out a guillotine is that we are struck dumb by the daily onslaught of blinding arrogance. Ford is right. It is ridiculous.
