Up until now, I have underestimated Harper, dahrlings. But he is on to such a good thing with ordering that official list of unsympathetic staffers so the whole government can know who’s who. Talk about doing away with office politics. No second guessing. No undercurrent of covert resentment. Why did I not think of that?
We could all benefit from that hate book, dahrlings. “Meeting for managers who like the CEO in the boardroom at 10:00 am.” Brilliant. “Enemies, gather in the foyer for an announcement. Sympathizers, cocktail reception at five.”
On business cards: Enemy Product Buyer or Sympathetic Product Buyer. Easy, peasy.
Personally, I don’t have a problem knowing my enemies. The return address on their hate mail gives them away.
