I do really loathe getting involved in domestic disputes, dahrlings. It’s so… suburban.
But, ACTA is using this very publication as support for an argument with another. And I thought I’d seen things. Open Jaw does not take sides, unless we feel like it. It’s a strict policy adhered to strictly by myself. And publishing some ACTA news does not a relationship make, dahrlings.
The dinkettes over here can’t even support their own breasts, much less an argument. (Seriously, there are stores nowadays which stock new bras - with fresh elastic. Honestly.) They really are rather dull, Pumpkins.
But I will tell you who is sharp as a propeller! Gregg Saretsky's head may not look like it's big enough to house a large brain, but let me tell you, he’s got it going on. When was the last time you heard a CEO stand up and say ‘we blew it’? Screwed up. Messed things. Upped the pooch.
Good gracious, people. Is there anything sexier than a grown man saying he’s wrong? I’m weak. And even if he’s just playing to the cameras, he sure knows how to bare himself in front of a crowd. It’s like I’ve discovered the old WestJet all over again. Oh Gregg!
