I am loving this Porter guy. He must have balls the size of Newark.
One learns so much from these masters of rhetoric, dahrlings. The latest scheme is something I have never seen before. It looks like a kind of reverse psych-illogical twist on the old bait & switch maneuver. Except here you ask for too much of something… say like a full time commitment from your philandering boyfriend… and when he balks say, “OK then, how about we just get married?” The guy won’t know what hit him.
I’m calling it the bait & bait some more trick. “Does someone got a problem with a 168 metre runway extension? OK, then, how about we settle for a 200 metre extension?” And then, just when everyone is playing catch up as to how they got from B to A – you add, cool as a cucumber, “Feel free to take your pick. Personally, we’re good with both options.”
Talk about your clever machinations. It’s like the “I Love Robert” show… Lucille Ball would hang her head in shame. All we need now is for Ethel to ride down on the luggage conveyor.
