Turns out this is an extremely important question, Pumpkins. Scientists have studied the pendulous matter and discovered that low hanging fruit on a man demonstrates a defect. (They could have saved a whole lot of trouble by dropping their pants and eyeballing the situation – so to speak). Seems that besides the obvious lack of allure, large testes have the added flaw of being correlated with poor parenting skills in fathers. Something to do with being more interested in spreading the seed than nurturing it.
Judging from the size of travel men’s balls (not that I’ve seen all of them), there are some seriously neglected kids in our business.
I'm thinking here is a cause the Quebec government could really get behind -- banning big balls for the sake of the children. It’s probably easier to enforce than rounding up all the foreigners in head scarves and yarmulkes and bussing them to Sherbrookeshwitz – or wherever these evil religious zealots will be placed until they renege their faith.
I wonder what the Pope thinks of this ‘down with anybody who isn’t like us!’ charter of values. Come to think of it, if a priest visits a Quebec school, he’ll have to remove his robes. Better naked when addressing children than risk proselytizing them, eh? And, anyway, I’ve heard some priests enjoy exposing themselves to kids. Could be a win win. Always look at the bright side of life… la la la.
