Canada’s ever-cunning tourism commission has embarked on a money making scheme teaching Brazilians to ski, Pumpkins. “Canada brings the excitement of winter sports to Latin America”. They figure it’s an untapped market. (I’ll go out on a limb and agree.)
Yes, dahrlings, the CTC today announced that its Ski Canada ad campaign targets the southern hemisphere and will tempt brazilians to hit the slopes. Dear lord. Will they stop at nothing for a few tourists? It’s bad enough enduring the pain of depilation without smacking our naked tree line against icy moguls. Read my lips: not going to happen.
Thanks to this latest Keep Exploring things promotion, thousands of women will have to give up their clean as a Whistler brazilos for a full bush – just to keep warm. Probably putting thousands of waxers out of business. Get out the Blackcomb…
Just saying.
