When Jean-Marc dumps you, dahrlings, it feels like your bottom’s fallen out. The last time, I was found on my stoop in a Fordian stupor after consuming 2 litres of diet coke, a case of anaemic Beaujolais Nouveau and a pack of e-cigarettes. Needless to say, it was not pretty.
The usual post-dump lip and bust perk ups helped -- but never, ever, did it cross my mind to start a tour operating business, Pumpkins. Hats off to you, CanJet. If JM loses interest, do it yourself! CanJet Prez Stephen Rowe says that he can’t decide between calling his new tour op CanJet Vacations or CanJet Holidays. Really flexing that creative muscle, eh Stephen? Don’t hurt yourself.
With 6 aircraft for next winter, everybody’s calculating how much pricing damage could be inflicted. They'll probably need a few hotels too. Some transfers and a couple of greeters. Honestly, why did I not think of that? I’d call it what it is - Ivanna Cheap Trip. [you have to read it o-u-t l-o-u-d, Stephen]
