The CRTC is coming down hard on both Canadian porn channels, Pumpkins. The regulator is accusing them of not airing enough Canadian content.
[You wonder about the dedicated examiners charged with uncovering this breach. Do they watch for a minimum quota of pasty looking fannies to be filled? Moose? What?]
Point is, made in Canada porn is a scarce commodity and what we have here, Pumpkins, is an opportunity. Travel is just bursting with mislaid testosterone in pursuit of a profitable outlet. Harness that stuff and you can kiss last minute bottom feeders sayonara!
Speaking of assholes, one such genius left a note for a WestJet pilot recently saying that had he known there was a female in the cockpit, he would have flown another airline... women shouldn’t fly planes … get back in the kitchen… etc. What’s the matter, ding dong? Porn channel break-down? You misogynist, piglet. It’s called a flight deck, ok.
(Of course, why it was ever called a cockpit in the first place is beyond me. Or is it? Men. Planes. Roosters. You see where I'm going with this? Get the cameras!)
