A Turkish Airlines flight attendant has been fired for being too sexy. Honestly, Pumpkins. Is there no end to the persecution desirable women face? Have you ever heard of a man accused of being too … yummy?
We sexy women can’t help who we are, dahrlings. No more than a spring flower can help smelling. I think of myself as a force of nature. With a little help from makeup, botox, implants, lash and hair extensions, collagen … So fire me.
Back to yummy men. The two dingdongs here have a dumb-dumb crush on those shut-the-front-door charmers - the DeMarinis. “Ooh, so nice.” “So smart”. “Each one is so different.”
Run, boys. Run.
As we all know, behind every successful male triumvirate there is a Mr. Behind The Scenes. Pulling the levers. Expecting none of the limelight. The praise. I’m talking about none other than Brad-o-Man – The Transformer. Able to turn a brand into a brand faster than you can say ‘show me the money!’ A shout out to having survived one full year on the supplier side, dahrling.
