That
dahrling Senator
Ruth is so right to be absolutely outraged, Pumpkins. Frankly, I'm aghast.
That we taxpayers expect a sitting senator to settle for “ice cold camembert"
for breakfast on an airplane is … well … goodness. Is there no decency?
As she
stormed off from a cheesy media scrum about her excessive expense claims, the wagon wheel of a woman mumbled something about 'broken crackers' having added insult
to injury on her plate. It's no wonder the dear had to expense a proper
breakfast!
Now, I know
that some of you might be thinking “Camembert? They serve camembert on
airplanes?" And, indeed, compared to a muffin – no, sorry. No muffin. Compared
to nothing at all, it does sound appetizing. If it were served at room
temperature, that is! Am I right, dahrlings? The stuff is like congealed cheese
when it's cold and try getting that onto a broken cracker! Perhaps a mild hand rolled chèvre would have done the trick. A little Abbaye du Mont des Cats?
Leaving
aside for a moment the fact that skipping a meal here and there wouldn't hurt
her portly form one crumb – attacking a senior citizen for attempting to feed
herself is scandalous.
