And I assure you, it gives me no pleasure to say so, dahrlings. That I told you so. Even though I did. Probably a couple of times. But never mind that I was right again. Hopefully all you Pumpkins were…
Texans are crazy advanced, Pumpkins. Those oil-soaked cowpokes have passed a ‘no-molesting’ measure for Texas airports. Performing invasive pat-downs will be a crime. Giddy up, little dahrlin’s, Texas airports are now hands-free, no grope zones. No word on what happens…
Everybody’s rallying and marching and chanting, dahrlings. I love it. Canadian sluts. American CVB’s. Not necessarily together – although there’s probably a marketing idea right there. Point is, dahrlings, their motivations are the same. They both want recognition. Which I…
Mad dogs and Englishmen should stay out of the Canadian sun market. The Canadian ITC hall of shame is lined with the mugs of many a U.K. leader sent over here to straighten out our “irrational” market, only to run…
Lufthansa is being probed, Pumpkins. Germany is examining the carrier’s back-handed corporate dealings. Apparently the airline forces clients to divulge competitor pricing in return for discounts. It’s in their contracts. Well gosh golly. Aren’t they naughty. They should be…
For all you Harperites out there, I’m not referring to Ignatieff. [Although I understand Shoshana’s all night harping left him wishing he were dead.] No, my dahrlings, I am of course referring to the gunning down and summary disposal…
My word, Pumpkins, that’s what I call a wedding. A good dose of pomp is just what a gal needs now and again. (Between you and me, Pumpkins, I’m glad this one’s been test-driven prior to the nuptials. That…
Here’s an instant message for the gadget crowd: smart phones are dumbing down our business. It’s challenging enough to be understood under the best of circumstances, dahrlings. But, I have yet to experience an intelligent – nay, merely a…
As the Easter Bunny hops into a wet spring, I’m reminded that among the sulfurious ones strewn about travel, lay a few extra-large good eggs. Almost every tour op has at one time or another put their tails into…
A whole new world of manly-man travel is before us, Pumpkins. Slip into some fatigues and start selling the latest trend in hard core holidaying: Mossad Boot Camp. This stuff makes ‘adventure’ travel look like a sitz bath. At…
