Consumers are so spoiled, Pumpkins. They demand cheap flights and then they demand compensation for being bumped. Back in the day of passes and ID75’s, if one of us got bumped we knew to respond with “thank you, mistress,…
Honestly, Pumpkins, I don’t know what to make of anything anymore. Everyone in travel is old (or worse, ‘oldish’), except for the young people. No one has sex (not surprising considering how old everyone is). There’s no money. And…
We had a good thing going with those Senators, Pumpkins. Until some ethical goodie snot-shoes got involved. The Senate’s motto: “Travel budget? Pish!” were words to live by, Pumpkins. Money’s no object when spending the tax payers’. That’s democracy,…
Stars in their own right, Angie’s breasts didn’t put up a fight They’ve been showcased in countless a movie And played supporting roles in passages through puberty But it was time to let them go They can no longer go…
Porter is taking their traffic marbles and going home, Pumpkins. They tried to play fair — sharing monthly loads and such with the media, even though, as privates, they didn’t have to. All was going swimmingly until their numbers dipped.…
I divide my world into twits & tweets. Those who are compelled to announce when they got up, when they arose and what childhood memories their toast evokes are in a twit category all their own, dahrlings. And then there are the…
Lordie, Pumpkins, the day after Travel Agent Day is always such a pooper. Dixie cups and Bits & Bites all over the floor. Discarded paper flowers made from napkins. Ah, good times. I spoke to a few agents yesterday…
I am so into awards, Pumpkins, I have nominated myself for facebook face of the year, travel personality of the year, bitch of the year and most liked famous travel personality of the month. Please vote today and often. …
Back in the days, Pumpkins, the Joneses would throw a cocktail party and bingo-bango – we’ve all got our clothes off and the group is on. A travel agent told me last night she hangs around her church basement hoping…
On the Sunquest front, dahrlings, the question on everybody’s mind is – where’s the product? There is nothing in the system past April. Either the docking technology for hooking into Fun Sun is clogged up, or the poor dears at…
