I dated a serial proroguer once. He kept breaking off in the middle of my sitting on his parliament, so to speak. It was quite annoying. Personally, I think it was kind of a control thing. I could be…
Break ups are so messy, dahrlings. No matter how many times I hear, “Its not you, it’s me,” I know what they mean. It’s their wife. Point is, RBC is dumping us, dahrlings. Flat out. No ‘we need to…
Honest-to-Betsy, Pumpkins, suppliers don’t know what to do with you. I often hear them lament “Ivanna, what do I do? I’ve tried everything short of stalking agents, and they continue to ignore me.” It’s sad really. They prefer and…
I do really loathe getting involved in domestic disputes, dahrlings. It’s so… suburban. But, ACTA is using this very publication as support for an argument with another. And I thought I’d seen things. Open Jaw does not take sides,…
I love a pilot with big landing gear, Pumpkins. Like the yummy Yannick, that AC fly-boy with the hair-trigger Twitter finger. When a pax tweeted a complaint to head office after being delayed on the tarmac at YYZ for 20…
Gird your loins, ladies, that debonair travelista of yore may be taking over the zesty reins of itravel. Think back to a time when Signature was a grand brand & harassment issues were quaffed like good champagne at a Gabbalot…
Honestly, dahrlings, I have no idea why everyone is in such a dither over a wailing lump of royal poop. Babies happen. Sperm ovum, you know the drill. Out plops a digestive tube. Trust me, the accidental lineage doesn’t change…
Up until now, I have underestimated Harper, dahrlings. But he is on to such a good thing with ordering that official list of unsympathetic staffers so the whole government can know who’s who. Talk about doing away with office politics.…
I never met a yahoo I didn’t like, Pumpkins. And Calgarians are a special breed. Mayor Nenshi has crowned himself yahoo-in-chief and I say ‘Hear! Hear!’ to that. Between the floods, fires and oil tanker explosions – we could…
For most Pumpkin brains, the term ‘restructuring’ is automatically replaced with ‘layoffs’ in the language cortex. It’s a mutation we’ve developed over centuries of mushroom farming. But lately, dahrlings, the compost posing as information being flushed out of travel…
