Porter is taking their traffic marbles and going home, Pumpkins. They tried to play fair — sharing monthly loads and such with the media, even though, as privates, they didn’t have to. All was going swimmingly until their numbers dipped.…
I divide my world into twits & tweets. Those who are compelled to announce when they got up, when they arose and what childhood memories their toast evokes are in a twit category all their own, dahrlings. And then there are the…
Lordie, Pumpkins, the day after Travel Agent Day is always such a pooper. Dixie cups and Bits & Bites all over the floor. Discarded paper flowers made from napkins. Ah, good times. I spoke to a few agents yesterday…
I am so into awards, Pumpkins, I have nominated myself for facebook face of the year, travel personality of the year, bitch of the year and most liked famous travel personality of the month. Please vote today and often. …
Back in the days, Pumpkins, the Joneses would throw a cocktail party and bingo-bango – we’ve all got our clothes off and the group is on. A travel agent told me last night she hangs around her church basement hoping…
On the Sunquest front, dahrlings, the question on everybody’s mind is – where’s the product? There is nothing in the system past April. Either the docking technology for hooking into Fun Sun is clogged up, or the poor dears at…
Never since flashing her jewels on New York’s Studio 54 dance floor in 1975, has Margaret Trudeau been happier. The fruit of her loom, little Justin, has been coronated as befits the son of liberal royalty. She’s waited decades…
Who is the fairest of them all? No human male can resist the pull of a plane. It’s in their DNA, Pumpkins. They all end up succumbing to the mistress of the air. Now when I see Michael…
What’s better than Christmas & my birthday all rolled into a Victoria’s Secret pillow fight tournament? Huh? Anybody? If you guessed Travel Agent Day you’d be right on the money. Retailers are doing cartwheels gearing up for the May…
Slow is underrated, Pumpkins. Slow food – good. Slow sex – better. (Pretty much any sex is good at my age, even pity sex. Anyone?) Point is the OJ Voting Booth shows 40% of you are saying business is s-l-o-o-o-w.…
