I’m fundamentally a pacifist, Pumpkins. Shootings, killings and maimings are not rosy matters, and I would prefer everyone simply avoided them. (God knows, had I ever been drafted, I would have run off the battlefield, pink feathers flying, screeching about…
That charming do-gooder Bruce Poon Tip seems very concerned with our G spots, dahrlings. I discovered mine some time ago on a Puerto Plata FAM (a couple of agreeable tour guides knew the way). Well, apparently women are so…
Did it not cross any one’s mind way back in 1999 that by 2001 a reference to the millennium will be as passé as canned spider webs on November 1st? Done. Over. Last millennium’s news, dahrlings. If Vision 2000…
I love expense reports, don’t you, dahrlings? Who amongst us has not been tempted to slip that extra Timmies onto one? Perhaps even an extra house? It’s really no wonder highly paid feds are squabbling over hundreds of thousands…
Canada’s ever-cunning tourism commission has embarked on a money making scheme teaching Brazilians to ski, Pumpkins. “Canada brings the excitement of winter sports to Latin America”. They figure it’s an untapped market. (I’ll go out on a limb and…
The cruising world as we know it is coming to an end, Pumpkins. The high seas have been pirated by hoards of poker players. Did you know that on-line Texas Hold-em is the world’s number one activity? Numero uno. With…
Did you know that Canadians go on vacation to leave their cares behind? Breaking news in some circles. A top line research project from CheapFlights reveals the startling discovery that 60% of us take a break when we need a…
It’s no secret Travelzest stock has been as lifeless as a sodden diaper, Pumpkins. Nigel and his buds have been trying to breathe life into it for the past couple of years – but at a certain point, you have…
There was a time you couldn’t swear on TV. Couldn’t show breasts (god knows why) and you certainly can’t show a harmless little erection. But to say right out loud on prime time tv that travel agents don’t exist –…
That poor Concordia has seen her share of humiliation, eh pumpkins. I ran aground in my bathtub once. Too many suds will do that. (Thankfully my implants kept me afloat.) The fire department had to use weighted ballasts and…
