Jumpin’ beaver tails, Pumpkins. It is statistically proven that Canada has the best reputation in the world (plus or minus .002% points). The reputation institute polled people around the globe who ranked us on trust, esteem and overall warm &…
Gird your rudders, Pumpkins. NCL is in the throes of a branding leap. They have figured out they are Norwegian!! I know. It’s a total WOW. So cross out “NCL” from your Rolodex. The acronym is a dead herring.…
I hope Lisa Raitt doesn’t fly a lot, Pumpkins. If I were her, I’d look into the bus schedule. I’ve seen AC flight attendants in action — and, believe me, those little cart wheels leave quite a welt. Especially when…
It’s like waiting for Fleet’s bowel-prep to kick in — everyone on hold waiting for the action to start. Weeks of threatening and blustering … you can feel it coming. Then Bonnie Raitt steps in – whatever, Lisa — and…
As I flip through my library, I notice so many nice words being put to perfectly good use in books and such. There’s really no need to make the English vocabulary suffer the abuses of your lonely keyboards, dahrlings. …
Did you know, Pumpkins, that Winnipeg is a no go zone akin to Kabul? At least, that’s what AC would have us believe. Apparently there are bands of marauding displaced natives and various unsavouries endangering the lives of flight attendants…
A long lamenting plea landed in my box today, Pumpkins. It asks the age old question: do agents care about their future? Or do they prefer to leave their fate in the hands of others. Oh yawn. The dullness…
When delivering the dream is delayed seven times over 3 years, I don’t know about you, dahrlings, but the fizz peters out of my champagne flute. It’s against this very public delivery dysfunction and at a cost of $32…
Replicant producing consumers are snapping up cheap January deals when they were supposed to be buying xpensive xmas pricing. That’s right, breeders have pulled a fast one on us, Pumpkins. The Christmas school break ends January 9th this season -…
You really are an adorably scruffy little thing, aren’t you, dahrling? Those flighty attendants obviously don’t appreciate your skilled piloting of an airline grappling with excess baggage. They’re just jealous of your large package. It’s clear you earn every…
