Turns out this is an extremely important question, Pumpkins. Scientists have studied the pendulous matter and discovered that low hanging fruit on a man demonstrates a defect. (They could have saved a whole lot of trouble by dropping their pants…
Nothing gets the Twittosphere to twattling like a bit of bad twerking, dahrlings. Miley Cyrus would have fared far better going Gangnam style where weird jerky movements are expected. Her father should ground her for the most embarrassing non-dance spectacle…
I am loving this Porter guy. He must have balls the size of Newark. One learns so much from these masters of rhetoric, dahrlings. The latest scheme is something I have never seen before. It looks like a kind…
Although I’ve never been the sharpest weapon in the arsenal, Pumpkins, but I’d like to think I’m somewhat jiggy to world affairs. So let me try and get this straight – if you bomb, shoot or maim innocent civilians,…
I dated a serial proroguer once. He kept breaking off in the middle of my sitting on his parliament, so to speak. It was quite annoying. Personally, I think it was kind of a control thing. I could be…
Break ups are so messy, dahrlings. No matter how many times I hear, “Its not you, it’s me,” I know what they mean. It’s their wife. Point is, RBC is dumping us, dahrlings. Flat out. No ‘we need to…
Honest-to-Betsy, Pumpkins, suppliers don’t know what to do with you. I often hear them lament “Ivanna, what do I do? I’ve tried everything short of stalking agents, and they continue to ignore me.” It’s sad really. They prefer and…
I do really loathe getting involved in domestic disputes, dahrlings. It’s so… suburban. But, ACTA is using this very publication as support for an argument with another. And I thought I’d seen things. Open Jaw does not take sides,…
I love a pilot with big landing gear, Pumpkins. Like the yummy Yannick, that AC fly-boy with the hair-trigger Twitter finger. When a pax tweeted a complaint to head office after being delayed on the tarmac at YYZ for 20…
Gird your loins, ladies, that debonair travelista of yore may be taking over the zesty reins of itravel. Think back to a time when Signature was a grand brand & harassment issues were quaffed like good champagne at a Gabbalot…
